Confession: Research is my favorite thing about writing. Why? Because I get sidetracked.
Today’s shiny bauble is San Quentin, or more specifically San Quentin reviews. With Tripadvisor-like lingo, Yelp reviewers (both prisoners and visitors) give bouquets and brickbats (mostly brickbats) to their prison surroundings. My favorite quote below:
Dylan D gives San Quentin 3 stars, justifying his average rating with these comments:
I really wanted to love this place.
When I arrived there was a HUGE line for food, so my hopes got pretty high right off the bat. Everyone seemed really excited for the food so I assumed I was in for a real treat.
It was pretty busy, but I was able to find a table. Again, I understand this is buffet style, but when I asked the gentleman by the front door near where I was sitting if I could sit further from the door he was SUPER RUDE about it. He just motioned for me to sit back down, but at least the front door led to a hallway and not the outside, so although it was raining, I figured I’d be fine.
NOW THE FOOD.
With the reputation of this place, I thought I would be blown away, but honestly I found most of it to be really underwhelming.
The beans were my favorite part. They had a subtle smoky flavor and the texture was just right. However, I did not like the viscosity of the broth they were in. It was so runny it contaminated my other sides and then I wasn’t even sure what I was eating. But when I focused on the beans I must admit, I did enjoy them.
There is no way that the brisket was grass fed, It was too stringy and when I asked the server what farm the meat was from, he just stared at me like I was crazy. Way to train your staff, San Quentin.
I also had a side of carrots and peas. I don’t really like carrots and peas but the colors were so vibrant I accepted when the server gestured with the ladle. On the plate it looked like a wonderful heirloom salad bringing a nice aesthetic quality to the display. I must say, again, I was underwhelmed. The carrots were mushy and the peas were either not very ripe or undercooked, but they almost had a crunch to them. What are these PEA NUTS?! I did, however enjoy the cut of the carrot, the ends were rounded so it’s not too awkward of a mouthful. But really, the peas and carrots’ best contribution was visual, and that is not making the cut.
It seems public tours of San Quentin have been discontinued, but this YouTube video gives you a peek into a cellmate’s lodgings: